The Sligulous Prondle-Garg04 Sep 2014
My first attempt at Vogon Poetry, inspired by a joke I made on the thoughtbot chat today.
The Sligulous Prondle-Garg
Like franticores on Gibulax we sloked our nurmy gelbs,
While o’er the crutted blige a foetid krax our booge did fell.
To see that crenulacious crange
I would conflay numolic spange!
And though flatsolicorpulatic flugs engaled the flelf,
Our liprosatchic gormistles withheld their grury krell.
A grox upon that strandulay
Would slaguform my grontifay.
And yet the snorgy wanges have reglored.
Apologies to Douglas Adams and, well, everyone.